My Crazy Mess


On May 24th, I will be embarking on my first official speaking tour with my nonprofit, Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc! Together with my brother Andrew, and best friends, Andy and Shannon, we will be taking a road trip down the East Coast to spread my story and the message of approaching…

I wish you were coming to Kentucky!


I took 3 criminal justice classes in 2007 and I just found out that it’s illegal to huck cactuses at people. #brokeneducationsystem

I have a degree in CJ and never knew this. What did spend all that money for anyway?!?!

You’ve been wearing that crown and tearing me down
It’s been a while since you’ve treated me right
You strung me along for far too long cause I never gave up the fight
Until now

It’s gonna hit you hard ‘til you see stars
It’s gonna put you through a world of hurt
Oh, I don’t believe in getting even but giving what you deserve
Oh my, oh my, huh.

Mama always told me that I should play nice
She didn’t know you when she gave me that advice
I’m through with you
You’re one bridge I’d like to burn
Bottle up the ashes, smash the urn
I’m through with you, la dee da

I don’t wanna be your “just for fun”,
Don’t wanna be under your thumb
All I wanna be is done
DONE.-The Band Perry
Honey you, you and me, we’re gonna have a good time
the good and the bad
you’re the best thing I ever had
yeah you make me surrender
Honey you
"Honey You"-The Dirty Guv’nahs